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Watch out “Wall Street”… John Hill, PRESIDENT of Starmark Home Inspections, LLC, is giving away $500.00 in FREE groceries when you schedule your metro Charlotte home inspection with their firm.
March 6, 2009 by John Hill
Filed under Get Free Gas & Groceries
Charlotte, NC – President Hill, of Starmark Home Inspections was appalled when he heard taxpayer money wasn’t trickling down to “Main Street” Charlotte. Hill quickly assembled his key advisers at his Charlotte home inspection firm to decide how they’ll come up with their own stimulus package.
Robin, his most trusted Lieutenant (and wife), suggested giving away $500.00 in FREE Groceries to anyone who scheduled an home inspection.
Some opponents of the President’s stimulus package thought this was going way overboard.
“$500.00 in free groceries is absolutely insane,” said Mr. Tightwad. “This is the biggest spending bill in history! I can’t think of any home inspection firm that is doing anything remotely close. This is crazy… you might as well throw in the ‘Fillet Mignon’ too!” said Tightwad.
Robin, his most trusted Lieutenant (and wife) reminded them that there are home inspection firms in Dallas/Forth Worth, Houston and Atlanta that were giving away $500.00 in FREE groceries! Why not Charlotte?
And there you have it folks… President Hill has signed the bill and there is a “stimulus check” waiting right here for you to collect. Go ahead and book your home inspection right now to receive your $500.00 in FREE Groceries.